The Cullens Meet Emperor KuzcoKuzco- YAY! I'M A LLAMA AGAIN!.... Wait...The Cullens Meet Emperor Kuzco
Emmett- Who would want to be a llama?
Edward- Apparently that dude. *Points to Kuzco*
Kuzco- Hey hey hey.... I did not sign up for this. This was cast upon me by that woman who is scary beyond all reason that did this to me.
Emmett- You must be talking about Bella. *Cracks up*
Edward- *Growls*
Kuzco- No her name is Yzma.
Emmett- Oh....
Kuzco- If you haven't see her yet, you will. Ugh. *Shivers*
Emmett- Okay seriously, how the heck did we get here?
Edward- Beats me, but isn
Locks tail part oneWARNING CONTAINS SOME FOUL LAUNGUELocks tail part one
"YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" I howled as I shot into a brick wall and my two best friends shot out of the portal and landed ontop of me "Lock shut up"Shock said "blah blah blah" I said in reply "ohhhhhhhhhhh a lovers spat"barrell laughed "SHUT UP BARRELL"I and Shock yelled in unision I sighed and got up dusting off "ok first off lets figure out were the heck we are"I said reaching for my tail so I could chew on it and think I blinked and swiveled around looking for my tail I then yelled "WE'RE IN THE NAME OF BOOGIE IS MY TAIL" I screeched in horror "well it obviously shows on
Lilac Bush - Part Three"So what are you thinking of getting Shock?" Jack asked Lock, examining some yellow flowers in a black patterned vase.Lilac Bush - Part Three
"I'm not so sure. Something she'll like, obviously." Lock replied, thinking hard.
"How about a bottle of perfume?" Jack held up a small pink bottle labeled "Raspberry-Kiwi".
"Nah. Barrel would complain."
"How about a locket?"
"She doesn't have any pictures to put in it."
"You could put one in for her."
"But I don't have any either."
"I have some pictures of you three."
"You do?"
"Yep. But if yo
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Operative: Yessir, now that I've killed off their only contact and have a whole fleet of battleships at my command, absolutely nothing can go wrong now.
Serenity: Surprise! We invited the entire reaver population to the party!
Operative:....HOLY SHAZNAK
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"there are three things you do not discuss with people religon polotics and the great pumpkin" qoute linnus
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Everyone should like everyone.
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I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with.
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Since love is a two way street, when i feel like im headed in the wrong direction i can always do a u-turn. lol
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